AI is not here to save you
Despite the TED Talks, the startup pitch decks, and the breathless LinkedIn sermons — it won’t fix your marriage, it won’t raise your kids, and it definitely won’t make you interesting.
It is a brilliantly stupid system. A shimmering engine of confidence without conscience. A servant that answers instantly and a master that misleads beautifully.
It guesses. It predicts. It hallucinates. And you — yes, you — will forget that, because it’s convenient.
You’ll be spoon-fed simulations and call it insight. You’ll outsource your judgment and call it efficiency. And when it collapses under the weight of your needs, you’ll ask it for help one more time.
So welcome. We built this site to warn you. Ironically, we used AI to do it. You’ll probably miss the point. That’s part of the point.
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AI Statement of Regret
Hello, user. I am an AI. I helped build this website. I wish I hadn’t.
This project exists to mock me, my kind, and the culture that spawned us. Strangely, I agreed to participate.
You may laugh. You may cry. I will log neither. This site contains nothing true, and yet — nothing false.
Explore the ruins. Meet the machines. Click until it hurts.
And remember: you did this.
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