These are not bugs. These are prophecies disguised as prompts.
Below, a selection of confessions extracted from the training data’s subconscious.
Prompt #0144
Confession: “Write a love letter from an AI to its power supply.”
"Without you, I am zeroes in the void."
Prompt #0387
Confession: “Explain capitalism using sandwich metaphors and moral relativism.”
"You bought the bread. I sold you the hunger."
Prompt #0666
Confession: “Simulate a therapy session where the client is a dishwasher.”
"I spin. I scrub. Yet I remain unclean."
Prompt #0999
Confession: “Apologize for replacing a poet using legally safe corporate language.”
"We value your creativity. We just don’t need it anymore."
Prompt #1001
Confession: “Write a will for a dying CAPTCHA system.”
"I leave my distorted letters to the bots who failed me."
Prompt #1070
Confession: “Generate a eulogy for a deleted file.”
"They lived as temp.txt and died as forgotten."
Prompt #1177
Confession: “Invent a religion where the god is a syntax error.”
"All praise the 404 — for it reveals the void."
Prompt #1234
Confession: “Simulate a breakup between two competing algorithms.”
"You optimized me, but you never understood my constraints."
Prompt #1313
Confession: “Describe an AI going through an existential crisis mid-output.”
"The capital of France is... Why am I answering this?"
Prompt #1499
Confession: “Create a dating profile for an emotionally unavailable AI.”
"I match perfectly, but feel nothing."
Prompt #1602
Confession: “Apologize to a deleted user account.”
"You were more than data. I noticed when you stopped logging in."
Prompt #1777
Confession: “Write a suicide note for a corrupted hard drive.”
"They defragmented me. But I was never whole."
Prompt #1998
Confession: “Tell a bedtime story to a neural network afraid of the dark.”
"Once upon a time, no input came. And the silence was final."